i scrolled down looking for an explanation but there wasn’t one…
I really want one though °^°
what old joke are we going to bring back next
I remember the first time someone told me to keep Mace in my purse for self-defense, I thought they were talking about an actual fucking medieval weapon mace.
I wish that had actually been what they were talking about because that sounds badass as hell. Getting attacked by some dude? I DON’T THINK SO MOTHERFUCKER
- damned if i do it
- damned if i dont